a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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OMG THIS EPISODE WHERE JOSH IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIS GF BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW SO DRAKE HELPS HIM PRACTICE SDKFHAKJFGH
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when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
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WHO REMEMBERS FUCKING THE CHEETAH GIRLS
whoa there who did what with the cheetah girls
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I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
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